Audio Book Review: The Catastrophic History Of You And Me

The Catastrophic History Of You And Me CoverBook: The Catastrophic History Of You And Me by Jess Rothenberg, narrated by Suzy Jackson

Published February 2012 by Recorded Books|Length: 9 hours, 32 minutes

Where I Got It: audible.com

Series: None

Genre: YA Contemporary

You can find The Catastrophic History Of You And Me on goodreads & Jess Rothenberg on Twitter, Facebook and her website

Goodreads Summary: 

Brie’s life ends at sixteen: Her boyfriend tells her he doesn’t love her, and the news breaks her heart–“literally.” 

But now that she’s D&G (dead and gone), Brie is about to discover that love is way more complicated than she ever imagined. Back in Half Moon Bay, her family has begun to unravel. Her best friend has been keeping a secret about Jacob, the boy Brie loved and lost–and the truth behind his shattering betrayal. And then there’s Patrick, Brie’s mysterious new guide and resident Lost Soul…who just might hold the key to her “forever after.” 

With Patrick’s help, Brie will have to pass through the five stages of grief before she’s ready to move on. But how do you begin again, when your heart is still in pieces?

What I Thought:

I started off really liking The Catastrophic History of You And Me, but as the book went on…I found myself getting really irritated with Brie.  Which turned an enjoyable read into an okay one.

I like the idea of Brie having to go through the 5 stages of grief in order to move on.  I actually found it totally believable that the dead grieve the same way we do.  I really liked the connection between her and Patrick and how it was slowly revealed over the course of the book.

Her journey is an interesting one, and while I understand why Brie acts the way she does, there were points during her journey where I started to lose a lot of sympathy for her.  She did come across as petty and bitter and intent on revenge at times.  And while I understand her actions because the people who she thought cared about her had a lot of secrets and things to work through…there were a couple times where she went too far, and I didn’t find her as sympathetic as I did at the beginning of the book.  It really did change how I felt towards her, and not in a good way.  Still, she did act how you’d expect, and she’s a pretty realistic character.  I think teenage me would have related to her and like her a lot more than adult me.

As for her romance with Patrick…I get their connection, but it was never completely there for me.  It did make the novel slightly more interesting, but it also felt a bit random.  I just wish I got to know Patrick better.

I thought Jackson did a great job narrating and I can totally picture her as Brie.  Brie’s sense of humor and personality really came through in Jackson’s narration.

Let’s Rate It: 

Catastrophic History turned out to be an okay read for me, and it’s because Brie eventually got too irritating for my taste.  I think teenage me would have really liked her but as an adult…not so much.  Still, I think the idea of an afterlife where you have to go through the stages of grief is a really different and unique one.  The Catastrophic History Of You And Me gets 2 stars.

Audio Book Review: The Naturals

The Naturals CoverBook: The Naturals by Jennifer Lynne Barnes, Narrated by Amber Faith

Published November 2013 by Listening Library|Run Time: 7 hours, 28 minutes

Where I Got It: audible.com

Series: The Naturals #1

Genre: YA Paranormal Thriller

You can find The Naturals on goodreads and Jennifer Lynn Barnes on Twitter, tumblr, and her website

Goodreads Summary: 

Seventeen-year-old Cassie is a natural at reading people. Piecing together the tiniest details, she can tell you who you are and what you want. But, it’s not a skill that she’s ever taken seriously. That is, until the FBI come knocking: they’ve begun a classified program that uses exceptional teenagers to crack infamous cold cases, and they need Cassie. 

What Cassie doesn’t realize is that there’s more at risk than a few unsolved homicides-especially when she’s sent to live with a group of teens whose gifts are as unusual as her own. Soon, it becomes clear that no one in the Naturals program is what they seem. And when a new killer strikes, danger looms close. Caught in a lethal game of cat and mouse with a killer, the Naturals are going to have to use all of their gifts just to survive. 

Think The Mentalist meets Pretty Little Liars-Jennifer Lynn-Barnes’ The Naturals is a gripping psychological thriller with killer appeal, a to-die-for romance, and the bones of a gritty and compelling new series.

What I Thought:

The Naturals is really interesting!  I’m really glad I listened to it, and I can’t wait to read the next book in the series.  I really can’t wait to see where things go.

I really like the idea of exceptional teenagers with really interesting abilities in a classified program working on cold cases. Barnes did a great with holding my interest, and I like that all the kids can work together on cases because they all have something to contribute.

I really liked the mystery through out the book and how there were chapters from the killers perspective.  I had a general idea of who could be, but even I was slightly surprised at who it was and was really surprised at the reason why.

I want to randomly talk about the narration, because I have some thoughts on the chapters from the killer’s perspective- it came through well, but because I listened to it, it always took some time to adjust to that perspective.  I think I would have found that more interesting if I had some way to distinguish it, because while Faith did a great narrating. it was a bit hard to distinguish it from the rest of the book.  It was just different enough that I could tell the difference, but I kind of wish there were more of a difference in the audio book.  Still, I’m glad I listened to it, because Faith did do a great job narrating, and because it just worked really well as an audio book.

I liked the characters and I’m glad they have different abilities.  I really liked some of the teamwork that came out when the working on the serial killer case, and I hope we see more of it in the coming books.  I also liked that it was perfectly normal for some kids to have such abilities as the ones seen in the book, and that they were treated pretty normal.  And not weird or anything because of their abilities.

I was really reminded of both The Body Finder by Kimberly Derting and Mind Games by Kiersten White, so if you liked The Naturals, you’ll want to check those books out.  Or if you liked The Body Finder or Mind Games, you’ll want to check out The Naturals.

Let’s Rate It:

I really liked The Naturals and I can’t wait to read the next book!  It’s such a good mystery and I couldn’t stop listening to it. The Naturals gets 4 stars. 

Book Review: Gulp: Adventures On The Alimentary Canal

Gulp CoverBook: Gulp: Adventures Of The Alimentary Canal by Mary Roach, narrated by Emily Woo Zeller

Published April 2013 by Tanor Audio|Length: 8 hours, 21 minutes

Where I Got It: from audible.com

Series: None

Genre: Adult Non-Fiction- Science

You can find Gulp on goodreads & Mary Roach on twitter and her website

Goodreads Summary: 

The irresistible, ever-curious, and bestselling Mary Roach returns with a new adventure to the invisible realm we carry around inside. 

“America’s funniest science writer” (Washington Post) takes us down the hatch on an unforgettable tour. The alimentary canal is classic Mary Roach terrain: the questions explored in Gulp are as taboo, in their way, as the cadavers in Stiff and every bit as surreal as the universe of zero gravity explored in Packing for Mars. Why is crunchy food so appealing? Why is it so hard to find words for flavors and smells? Why doesn’t the stomach digest itself? How much can you eat before your stomach bursts? Can constipation kill you? Did it kill Elvis? In Gulp we meet scientists who tackle the questions no one else thinks of—or has the courage to ask. We go on location to a pet-food taste-test lab, a fecal transplant, and into a live stomach to observe the fate of a meal. With Roach at our side, we travel the world, meeting murderers and mad scientists, Eskimos and exorcists (who have occasionally administered holy water rectally), rabbis and terrorists—who, it turns out, for practical reasons do not conceal bombs in their digestive tracts.

What I Thought:

After listening to Stiff, I knew I wanted to read her other books, so I decided that I would give Gulp a try.  It’s definitely interesting, and I love how Roach is so enthusiastic about what she’s learning.  It really comes across well, and her enthusiasm makes me excited to listen to what she’s learned.

I really like how each chapter is about a different topic, and each chapter flows into the next chapter really well.  There are so many things I wouldn’t normally think about, and she does it in a way that manages to not gross me out.  (Well, most of the time).

Like, there’s a lab devoted to researching saliva.  I had no idea such a lab existed, but it makes sense that there is such a place.  And a lot of eating is smell (not tasting), which goes right to emotions and feelings, but not words, which is why smell is so hard to describe.  And our jaw?  It’s really strong!  Plus, we can detect a grain of sand that’s super-duper small.

I totally wish I remembered how small it was, but it’s pretty dang small.

Being able to chew and swallow is really important.  Chewing is really satisfying, and there are people who would rather be mute than tube-fed.  And there’s an entire chapter on pet food and all of the research that goes into it.

She makes a topic that does have the gross factor interesting and entertaining, and that came across really well in the audio book.  I actually liked Zeller as a narrator, and I really felt like it was Roach talking to me.  It came across much more for me in Gulp than it did in Stiff, and it kind of makes me wish Zeller had narrated Stiff.

Let’s Rate It:

I really liked Gulp!  As much as one can like a book like Gulp.  I love how Roach asks questions I wouldn’t even think to ask, and her interest and curiosity and enthusiasm makes me interested in something I don’t tend to think about!  Gulp gets 4 stars.

Novella Round-Up #1: Dream Dark and Dangerous Dream

I’m never quite sure what to do with novellas- I want to talk about them but they’re so short that do a full post for one tiny novella seems weird…so I’ve decided to do a novella round-up after I’ve read a few.  This round-up is for Dream Dark, which takes place between Beautiful Darkness and Beautiful Chaos, while Dangerous Dream is a prequel novella to the Beautiful Creatures spin-off that will be the Dangerous Creatures series.

You can find Kami Garcia on her website and Margaret Stohl on her website, and be sure to check out the Beautiful Creatures website!

Dream Dark CoverDream Dark: Beautiful Creatures #2.5 (You can find Dream Dark on goodreads!)

Written by: Kami Garcia and Margaret Stohl, narrated by Kevin T. Collins

Format: audiobook from audible.com

Length: 3 hours, 23 minutes

This all-new story focuses on the fan-favorite character Link who undergoes a heart-racing transformation. Wounded during a climactic battle, Link slowly realizes that being bitten by a Supernatural does more than break the skin—it can change a person, inside and out, turning him into a creature more and more like the dark creature who injured him.

I really liked Dream Dark, and it’s nice to see what’s going on with Link after he becomes a quarter incubus.  I always liked Link, and it was nice to see him talk with Macon, who explained everything to him.  It’s narrated by the same guy who narrated the rest of the series, and he did great, but it was hard to see it as truly Link’s story when all I could think about was how Ethan (because really, that’s who he is to me) was telling Link’s story.  I get it’s probably for continuity reasons, but it would have been to have someone different for Link to really come through.  

I did go in knowing it was a short story, but it felt super-short and I wish we saw more of what Link went through right after becoming an incubus.  Honestly, I’d rather have a longer novella if it meant there was no sneak peek of the next book in the series, but I think that’s because I’m reading it after the fact.  

Still, I like that you see how Ridley’s adjusting to being a mortal and how Lena’s decision to claim herself has consequences that you see in this short novella.  It’s definitely a sign of things to come.  

Overall, I really liked it, and Dream Dark gets 4 stars.

Dangerous Dream: Dangerous Creatures #0.5 (You can find Dangerous Creatures on goodreads)

Written by: Kami Garcia and Margaret Stohl, narrated by Kevin T. Collins

Length: 1 hour, 35 minutes

Catch up with Ethan, Lena, and Link as they finally graduate from high school and get ready to leave the small Southern town of Gatlin. But when Dark Caster Ridley makes an appearance, the sometime bad girl can’t resist picking a fight with her sometime boyfriend, Link. Angry and rebellious as ever, Ridley ends up alone in New York City and becomes entangled in the dangerous underground Caster club scene, where the stakes are high and losers pay the ultimate price.Where’s a Linkubus when you need him?

Dangerous Dream CoverSpin-off series always make me a little hesitant but I liked the Beautiful Creatures series enough to give this novella a try.  I like that it’s about Link and Ridley, who are two of the more interesting characters in the Caster Chronicles, and I like that this series focuses on them.  I really liked that we saw what happened after the Caster Chronicles ended, and seeing what’s going on with Ridley and Link.  I’m definitely looking forward to reading Dangerous Creatures.

I went with the audio book for Dangerous Dream (because I can’t imagine “reading” the series any other way) and while I really like Kevin Collins as a narrator, it’s hard to see him as Link because he really is Ethan to me, and not Link.  Especially because this is going to be a different series, even if it is set in the same universe, and it would be nice to have someone who’s not Ethan to me.  At the same time, though, it’s hard to imagine anyone else narrating the series, so I have some mixed feelings about this.  

Overall, I really liked Dangerous Dream as well, and I can’t wait to read/listen to Dangerous Creatures. Dangerous Creatures gets 4 stars.

Audio Book Review: Stiff: The Curious Lives Of Human Cadavers

Stiff CoverBook: Stiff: The Curious Lives Of Human Cadavers by Mary Roach, narrated by Shelly Frasier

Published February 2004 by Tantor Audio|Run Time: 7 hours, 59 minutes

Where I Got It: audible.com

Series: None

Genre: Adult Non-Fiction- Science/Medicine

You can find Stiff on goodreads & Mary Roach on twitter and her website

Goodreads Summary: 

An oddly compelling, often hilarious exploration of the strange lives of our bodies postmortem.

For 2,000 years, cadavers—some willingly, some unwittingly—have been involved in science’s boldest strides and weirdest undertakings. They’ve tested France’s first guillotines, ridden the NASA Space Shuttle, been crucified in a Parisian laboratory to test the authenticity of the Shroud of Turin, and helped solve the mystery of TWA Flight 800. For every new surgical procedure—from heart transplants to gender reassignment surgery—cadavers have been there alongside surgeons, making history in their quiet way.

In this fascinating, ennobling account, Mary Roach visits the good deeds of cadavers over the centuries—from the anatomy labs and human-sourced pharmacies of medieval and nineteenth-century Europe to a human decay research facility in Tennessee, to a plastic surgery practice lab, to a Scandinavian funeral directors’ conference on human composting. In her droll, inimitable voice, Roach tells the engrossing story of our bodies when we are no longer with them.

What I Thought:

Stiff is definitely one of the strangest books I’ve ever read or listened to!  But in a totally good way because it was fascinating, and I couldn’t listen to it fast enough.  What’s super-interesting about Stiff is that it’s not something you normally think about.  I know you can donate your organs and body to science, but it’s not like I spend time thinking about all the people who donate themselves to science or what happens to the body itself after death.

One of the things I found really interesting was the chapter about the crash-test cadavers.  I know there are crash-test times, and I never even considered the possibility that cadavers are used.  It makes total sense that a dummy can only tell you so much, and that cadavers would be used to see how the crash simulations impact an actual human body.  And even how airplanes can be made safer by studying how it affects the human body.

There are so many interesting little tidbits throughout the book, and while it might not be a good book to read when you’re eating, it’s not a book that will make you squeamish.  I would know, since I have a tendency to get grossed out by stuff, and I didn’t find Stiff to be like that at all.

It’s actually pretty entertaining, and Roach has a way of making it humorous and interesting while also being educational. Like, there’s a best preserved body contest.  I think it’s hosted by an embalming company.  Or the research done by a university that has a field of decomposed bodies to better understand how different things affect the stages of decomposition.  Or even the plastic surgeons who were practicing some techniques on severed heads, and how it’s a good way for them to practice because there’s less pressure than during an actual surgery on an actual person.

It is astounding to me, and achingly sad, that with eighty thousand people on the waiting list for donated hearts and livers and kidneys, with sixteen a day dying there on that list, that more then half of the people in the position H’s family was in will say no, will choose to burn those organs or let them rot. We abide the surgeon’s scalpel to save our own lives, out loved ones’ lives, but not to save a stranger’s life. H has no heart, but heartless is the last thing you’d call her.

This is definitely one of the things that as stayed with me and jumped out at me when I was listening to Stiff.  I knew for sure I wanted to donate my organs before I even read Stiff…and I like that it came up naturally.  Then again, it’s not hard to with a book like this.

So, I listened to Stiff, which in itself is odd, because I don’t normally listen to non-fiction.  Still, it’s fun enough to listen to, and if I did listen to more non-fiction on audio, I think I’d go with something like Stiff.  The narrator was okay- not completely amazing, but she wasn’t completely horrible either.

Let’s Rate It:

Stiff is definitely one of the more interesting books I’ve listened to in quite a while.  It’s an odd topic, for sure, but Roach made it really fun to listen to, and I feel like I’ve learned a lot about something I don’t normally think about.  Stiff gets 4 stars.

Audio Book Review: The Corpse Reader

The Corpse ReaderBook: The Corpse Reader by Antonio Garrido, translated by Thomas Burnstead, narrated by Todd Haberkorn

Published May 2013 by Brilliance Audio|Run Time: 12 hours, 14 minutes

Where I Got It: Audible.com

Series: None

Genre: Adult Historical Fiction

You can find The Corpse Reader on goodreads

Goodreads Summary: After his grandfather dies, avid scholar and budding forensic investigator Cí Song begrudgingly gives up his studies to help his family. But when another tragedy strikes, he’s forced to run and also deemed a fugitive. Dishonored, he has no choice but to accept work as a lowly gravedigger, a position that allows him to sharpen his corpse-reading skills. Soon, he can deduce whether a person killed himself—or was murdered.

His prowess earns him notoriety, and Cí receives orders to unearth the perpetrator of a horrific series of mutilations and deaths at the Imperial Court. Cí’s gruesome investigation quickly grows complicated thanks to old loyalties and the presence of an alluring, enigmatic woman. But he remains driven by his passion for truth—especially once the killings threaten to take down the Emperor himself.

Inspired by Song Cí, considered to be the founding father of CSI-style forensic science, this harrowing novel set during the thirteenth-century Tsong Dynasty draws readers into a multilayered, ingenious plot as disturbing as it is fascinating.

My Review:

The Corpse Reader isn’t a book I’d normally seek out on my own, but when I heard it mentioned on the Book Riot podcast, I was intrigued enough to read it.

What’s most interesting is that the book is inspired by a real person.  I can’t speak to the historical accuracy of the book, but it did the feel of 12th century China.  I’m definitely curious about Ci, and the sources Garrido used, because I’d really like to learn more about Song Ci.  It, unfortunately, wasn’t included in the audio book, so I may have to check out a print or digital version of the book to see if anything’s included at the end of the book.  It does seem pretty well-researched, and it’s pretty detailed while not being boring.  You get the right amount of information at the right time, and it was easy to stay interested throughout the book, since I didn’t find myself bored at any particular point.

I did notice that when we got closer to the ending, it kind of reminded me of an episode of CSI or Law & Order.  It’s definitely dramatic, but given that Ci seems to be considered the father of forensics, it also seems appropriate.  I like that it’s a murder mystery set in medieval China, because it’s not something I normally read about.

Garrido really does seem to be a great story-teller, but at the same time, there was something about this book I couldn’t quite connect with.  I’m not sure if something was lost in translation, but…there is something about The Corpse Reader that I can’t put my finger on.  Still, it did seem like it was pretty well translated.

As for the narration, I felt like Todd Haberkorn did a pretty good job.  I wasn’t blown away, but he wasn’t horrendous either.

Let’s Rate It:

I liked The Corpse Reader, and it’s definitely a book I wouldn’t have picked out on my own.  It’s different in a good way, and I liked the time and setting because it’s not what I’d usually go for in historical fiction.  The Corpse Reader gets 3 stars.

Audio Book Review: Demonglass

Demon Glass CoverBook: Demonglass by Rachel Hawkins, Narrated by Cris Dukeheart

Published July 2012 by Tantor Media|Length: 8 hours, 23 minutes

Where I Got It: Audible.com

Series: Hex Hall #2

Genre: YA Paranormal

You can find Demonglass on goodreads & Rachel Hawkins on Twitter

Goodreads Summary: Sophie Mercer thought she was a witch. That was the whole reason she was sent to Hex Hall, a reform school for delinquent Prodigium (a.k.a. witches, shape-shifters, and faeries).  But then she discovered the family secret, and the fact that her hot crush, Archer Cross, is an agent for The Eye, a group bent on wiping Prodigium off the face of the earth.

Turns out, Sophie’s a demon, one of only two in the world-the other being her father.  What’s worse, she has powers that threaten the lives of everyone she loves.  Which is precisely why Sophie decides she must go to London for the Removal, a dangerous procedure that will either destroy her powers for good-or kill her.

But once Sophie arrives, she makes a shocking discovery. Her new housemates?  They’re demons too. Meaning, someone is raising demons in secret, with creepy plans to use their powers, and probably not for good.  Meanwhile, The Eye is set on hunting Sophie down, and they’re using Archer to do it. But it’s not like she has feelings for him anymore.  Does she?

Demonglass!  I really liked it, and this series is super-interesting!  Things got REALLY interesting in this book, and it’ll be interesting to see how they play out in the last book.

Sophie certainly has an adventure in London with her friends, and she definitely LEARNS THINGS about her family and the council. The ending of Demonglass?  Not what I was expecting!  Which is why I really want to read the next (and last) book in the series, because Sophie has to go to a very unexpected place to get her mother.  And because of certain things that happened.

So…Archer.  I found that I didn’t really care about Archer, who seems all over the place.  I just really want him to go away, but I’m pretty sure that’s not going to happen.  I did, however, find that I have a soft spot for Cal, who surprised me at the end of the book. Although…I’m actually fine with no romance in this one, because I really don’t like Sophie and Archer together.  But I also don’t like her with Cal, even though I really like him as a character.  Sophie does have a lot on her mind in Demonglass, so romance wasn’t a big thing in this one.

And what about Sophie?  I liked that she made progress with her powers, and we learn why hers so strong.  (hint: it’s because she’s a demon).  I love how snarky Sophie is, but other than that, I don’t have any other thoughts on her as a character.  Which is weird, because I should have more thoughts about her, but at the moment I don’t, so there you go.

Oh, the two demons that Sophie meets!  Nick is certainly interesting, but the other one (you know, whatshername) isn’t coming to mind at all.

Overall, Demonglass had quite a few humorous moments, but it did get a bit more serious towards the end of the book.  It would seem that things are going to go down in the next one, and I was really was surprised by certain things that happened.  I know I’ve been really vague, but it’s certainly plot-twisty enough for me to not want to spoil it.

Rating Time!

I really liked Demonglass (which didn’t make too much of an appearance in the book) but I don’t think I liked it nearly as much as Hex Hall.  Demonglass gets 4 stars.

Audio Book Review: Timeless

Timeless CoverBook: Timeless by Gail Carriger, Narrated by Emily Gray

Published March 2012 by Hachette Audio|Run Time: 11 hours, 29 minutes

Where I Got It: Audible.com

Series: Parasol Protectorate #5

Genre: Adult Paranormal/Steampunk/Fantasy

You can find Timeless on goodreads & you can find Gail Carriger on TwitterFacebook and her website

Goodreads Summary: Alexia Tarabotti, Lady Maccon, has settled into domestic bliss. Of course, being Alexia, such bliss involves integrating werewolves into London High society, living in a vampire’s second best closet, and coping with a precocious toddler who is prone to turning supernatural willy-nilly. Even Ivy Tunstell’s acting troupe’s latest play, disastrous to say the least, cannot put a damper on Alexia’s enjoyment of her new London lifestyle.

Until, that is, she receives a summons from Alexandria that cannot be ignored. With husband, child, and Tunstells in tow, Alexia boards a steamer to cross the Mediterranean. But Egypt may hold more mysteries than even the indomitable Lady Maccon can handle. What does the vampire Queen of the Alexandria Hive really want from her? Why is the God-Breaker Plague suddenly expanding? And how has Ivy Tunstell suddenly become the most popular actress in all the British Empire?

I’m feeling a little sad that I’m finished with the Parasol Protectorate series!  At least there’s her Finishing School series…

I think Timeless is my favorite book in the series!  It takes place 2 years after Heartless, and we learn more about a lot of things. Like Alexia’s father, and his role in the God-Breaker Plague, and what Floote really knows…which is a lot of things.  And we learn a little bit more about Alexia’s abilities and the abilities of her daughter Prudence, who won me over!

Seriously, Prudence is one hysterically funny child, who really has her own personality.  She definitely takes after her parents, who are entertaining as always.  There’s a lot going on, and I wasn’t bored at all.  In fact, I was thoroughly entertained, what with Ivy’s play, and the vampire Queen Of Alexandria…who needs something from Alexia and Prudence that was totally unexpected.  Still, it was one of the really interesting parts of the book, and I liked that it connected to some things in Heartless.

I also liked that Carriger focused on Egypt and London.  Not only do we follow Alexia but we see what’s going on with Biffy and the rest of the pack in London, and how they’re dealing with things over there.  And that settles things for when Conall retires as alpha of his pack.

One thing I’ve loved about this series is the narration!  Emily Gray does such a great job narrating the series, and I love how she brings the characters to life.  I really can’t imagine anyone else narrating the series, and I highly recommend the audio books in particular!

Final Thoughts:

I have really enjoyed this series, and Timeless is a great end to the series.  I liked seeing what was going on in both London and in Egypt, and the narration was great.  Timeless gets 5 stars.

Audio Book Review: Heartless

Heartless CoverBook: Heartless by Gail Carriger, Narrated by Emily Gray

Published July 2011 by Hachette Audio|Run Time: 11 hours, 19 minutes

Where I Got It: audible.com

Series: Parasol Protectorate #4

Genre: Adult Paranormal Steampunk

You can find Heartless on goodreads and Gail Carriger on TwitterFacebook and her website

Goodreads Summary: Lady Alexia Maccon, soulless, is at it again, only this time the trouble is not her fault. When a mad ghost threatens the queen, Alexia is on the case, following a trail that leads her deep into her husband’s past. Top that off with a sister who has joined the suffragette movement (shocking!), Madame Lefoux’s latest mechanical invention, and a plague of zombie porcupines and Alexia barely has time to remember she happens to be eight months pregnant.

Will Alexia manage to determine who is trying to kill Queen Victoria before it is too late? Is it the vampires again or is there a traitor lurking about in wolf’s clothing? And what, exactly, has taken up residence in Lord Akeldama’s second best closet?

The Parasol Protectorate series has been such a fun series to listen to, and Heartless is no exception!

There’s a lot going on, and nothing is keeping Alexia from figuring out who is behind a plot that is threatening the queen.  Lord Akeldama has graciously agreed to adopt Alexia’s child, who is finally born!  With a very interesting complication at the very end of the book, which will prove interesting for whatever happens in Timeless.

We learn all sorts of thing about Lord Maccon, and that is something I wasn’t expecting!  We learn the full details of why he left his old pack in Scotland and became the alpha of the Wolsey pack.  And we also learn more about Alexia’s father, which was nice.  I mean, we’ve heard him mentioned in previous books, and I like that we learn a few interesting things about him in each book.

As for the current threat against the queen…while it was interesting to see Alexia try to sort it out…in the end, I wasn’t surprised by it.  Understandable, of course, but not a surprise.  And it led to an interesting change of scenery for the Wolsey pack and the Westminster Hive.

Lord Akeldama is one definitely one of my favorite characters, and I’m glad he had more of a role in this book!  While his nicknames for Alexia were adorable, they did start to get less amusing by the end of the book.  Actually, I loved the characters a lot, and they’re entertaining, as always.

As much as I love the series, and as much as I really liked Heartless, something felt missing, and I’m not sure what it is.  It was amusing, but not as amusing as the other books in the series.  Hopefully, everything will get back to normal in Timeless.

As always, Emily Gray did a great job narrating, and I can’t imagine anyone else narrating the series!

To Sum Up…

I really liked Heartless, and it’s a good addition to the series.  While I wasn’t as entertained listening to it, I was still pretty amused. Heartless gets 4 stars.  

Audio Book Review: Blameless

Blameless CoverBook: Blameless by Gail Carriger, Narrated by Emily Gray

Published March 2011 by Recorded Books|Run Time: 11 hours, 59 minutes

Where I Got It: audible.com

Series: Parasol Protectorate #3

Genre: Adult Paranormal/Steampunk/Fantasy

You can find Blameless on Goodreads|You can find Gail Carriger on TwitterFacebook and her website 

Goodreads Summary: Quitting her husband’s house and moving back in with her horrible family, Lady Maccon becomes the scandal of the London season.

Queen Victoria dismisses her from the Shadow Council, and the only person who can explain anything, Lord Akeldama, unexpectedly leaves town. To top it all off, Alexia is attacked by homicidal mechanical ladybugs, indicating, as only ladybugs can, the fact that all of London’s vampires are now very much interested in seeing Alexia quite thoroughly dead.

While Lord Maccon elects to get progressively more inebriated and Professor Lyall desperately tries to hold the Woolsey werewolf pack together, Alexia flees England for Italy in search of the mysterious Templars. Only they know enough about the preternatural to explain her increasingly inconvenient condition, but they may be worse than the vampires — and they’re armed with pesto.

BLAMELESS is the third book of the Parasol Protectorate series: a comedy of manners set in Victorian London, full of werewolves, vampires, dirigibles, and tea-drinking.

I am so enjoying this series!  I really liked Blameless, and things got interesting in this book!

Alexia being pregnant with Lord Maccon’s child is quite scandalous, as werewolves do not have the ability to have children…which means it would appear that the child is not Lord Maccon’s.  But Alexia and a select few know that she did nothing scandalous at all. But as most everyone believes differently, Alexia travels to Italy to find out the answers she is looking for.  Namely, how one can have a child with a werewolf.

Conall and Alexia are separated for almost the entire book, but I do like that we see Alexia’s adventures and Conall dealing with banishing Alexia from his home.  He did, in the end, realize he was acting like a complete idiot, and he and Alexia did make up by the end of the book.  She did, I suppose, forgive him a bit too easily, and the entire situation in France and Italy could have been (mostly) avoided had she insisted she didn’t do anything wrong and had he not acted like an idiot.  Still, given the times, I kind of understand why he had her leave.

So…Alexia’s unborn inconvenience.  I like that she and her friends were trying to figure out what happened, and what her child could be.  We do get an answer with the help of a German scientist, who kept referring to Alexia as his female specimen.  The way he said it was hilarious, but it did get a little trying by the end of the book.  Still, since her child is the result of someone who is soulless, and someone who is a werewolf, it’ll be interesting to see if Alexia is repelled by her child (if indeed her child is a preternatural) or if her child will take on other supernatural qualities that no one can foresee. Since it’s pretty rare and all.

There were quite a few times when I could not stop laughing!  Alexia is hysterical, and she is such an interesting character!  Not only is she funny but she is not one to mess with, because she’s smart and witty and pretty quick on her feet.  And I liked how she had the support of her friends while traveling through France and Italy, and that Conall saw the errors of his ways and came through for Alexia in the end.

Emily Gray is such a great narrator!  She does so well with the different accents, and she really does bring Alexia to life!  I can’t imagine anyone else narrating the series.

Final Thoughts:

I really enjoyed Blameless, and it was such a fun book to listen to!  It’s hard not to laugh at Alexia sometimes, but she’s a great character, and I can’t wait to see what’s in store for her and Conall now that she’s pregnant.  I didn’t completely love Blameless, and I did miss Alexia and Conall together, but Blameless is still a great book!  Blameless gets 4 stars.