Sometimes, when I’m writing, I glance at the last few paragraphs, and wonder what on earth were my fingers thinking. Because what comes out is always funny. Today I thought I’d share some more bizarre writing, this time from Harry Potter and The Giant Prehistoric Chicken.
- “So be patient, is what he’s trying to saym,” tinks said. (Who’s Tinks? Is she related to Tonks at all?)
- “Kepp this up mrs weasleyt, and you’ll find yourself in detention. (When did Mrs. Weasley show up? And what is kepp?)
- “Yes professor,” ginny frinned. (Maybe Ginny should try grinning instead of frinning.)
- “We like encoruage trouble hermione,” geokrge said. “I have a feelinh this potion is imporant.” (How many words can I misspell in one sentence?)
- It was the best polalce to hide in the libraruy as she could actually be in the library without anyone finding her. (*headdesk*)
- “this isn’t air.” (*headdesk*)
It really is interesting (and funny) what I end up writing sometimes. Other times I want to bang my head against a wall or find a cliff or something, but it’s really entertaining. And whenever I need a good laugh, I know I can always go to previous NaNo’s.